DOTLAN EveMaps

A home for Newbros......

Currently located in Low Sec space, and Anoikis, we are a new corp catering to newer people interested in stepping out of HS and experiencing all the Joys of low sec

Expect to be hot dropped daily while flying around in cruisers and frigates.....

Prepare to hit at least one gate camp during every resupply run to HS space.....

Prepare to only find fights when grossly outnumbered and have everyone else run away (with the exception of the previously mentioned hot drops).....

if you would like to join a group of people with no desire for drama to learn the ways of the lowsec ninja, please contact Sargeant Summers for this limited time recruitment offer.

Yes all this can be yours for the Low LOW price of just 19.95.....being indiscriminant, you can pay that in any currency.

*********Disclaimer*****************

No actual product is being sold, and this is not an attempt to harass anyone in real life. No gaurentees are being made in regards to product use for any specific application, and use of product is solely at the users discretion. There have been reports of rectal bleeding, head aches, and minor penile shrinkage reported in conjunction with use of this product. Most importantly be sure to consult your doctor for any erections lasting more than 4 hours as it may be a sign of product working as intended.